THREE WAYS TO SKIN A CAT/TO ROB A HOUSE

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/8162672/The-gentleman-cat-burglars-guide-to-thievery.html

Hajime Karasuyama, the pen name of the gentleman cat burglar who has written a popular book on how to carry out burglaries successfully. He claims to earn £270,000 a year alone just from this career path. 

Ways in which he does this without getting caught, according to the Telegraph article...

- "Once we get inside a house, us thieves have an instinct for knowing where the money is squirreled away" Shukan Taishu magazine interview

- able to pick any lock at will 

- silently uses a glass cutter on a window

- placing a jeweller's magnifying eye-piece against a door peep-hole reverses the view and enables him to look inside the house

- investing in a new hybrid car for going on "jobs" due to quite engines, don't attract attention

- hired a chauffeur to drive to one address and boldly walking up to the front door dressed in a business suit and picked the lock

I want to find little phrases from these that could be used on three separate cards, perhaps business cards.

Each business card would therefore give you a little tip.